Are we human, or are we dancer? Ruminations on “Jeopardy.”

Or is it Winklevii? I’ve been scrounging around to try to figure out who first coined the term for Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss; I first heard it in “The Social Network,” and it’s certainly something Aaron Sorkin would write, but you can never be sure. Maybe it was the Zuck himself. At any rate, I’ve been deeply amused by their recent publicity blitz, and their desperate attempts to cast themselves as underdogs, and so I wrote this.