Aw, man.

It was one thing when Lauren Conrad wrote a novel. But Snooki? Really?

Sigh. I can either be defeated or opportunistic, I suppose. So, Dear Publishing Industry: I officially submit my application to be JWoww’s ghostwriter.



Really? Kids today are worse than kids were yesterday? Tell that to my grandparents. Seriously- I understand how Velcro sneakers have impacted our children’s shoe-tying skills, though they’ve also probably decreased by tenfold the two-year-old tantrum quotient. But the notion that kids who can figure out how to manipulate a mouse and work the DVR by age 3 are somehow deficient in life skills seems a little, um, crotchety. Your kid  can’t use a can-opener? Lock him in the bathroom with a can of olives for ten minutes. He’ll figure it out.

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